I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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