New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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