Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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