what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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