i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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