they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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