I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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