Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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