why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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