What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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