Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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