So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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