Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
