oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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