How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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