Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this will be a night to untag.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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