you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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