It's just like the Real World with babies
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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