Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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