just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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