And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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