is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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