I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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