That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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