At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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