Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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