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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently you make a good broom.

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(208): View more from Idaho

opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling

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(410): View more from Maryland

Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy

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Order is debatable

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(770): View more from Georgia

Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me

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(732): View more from New Jersey

if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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(407): View more from Florida

he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...

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(831): View more from California

Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...

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Swans

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