Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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