It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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