Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
bring money and cleavage
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
