No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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