i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
