A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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