listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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