seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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