Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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