READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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