K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
