if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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