she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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