He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
