I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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