Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm really busy with my period
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