My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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