To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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