brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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