nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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