508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Im part way to drunk.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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