I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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