just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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