It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
