Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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