I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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